I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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