honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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