her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Randomize
