I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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