Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
handjob tips. give me some.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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