Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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