i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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