Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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