Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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