I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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