no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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