i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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