I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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