where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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