id be glad to
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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