HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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