If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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