Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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