I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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