at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Are we still banned from the library?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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