You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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