Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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