Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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