Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think my vagina is haunted
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
