He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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