i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The ass gains better be worth it
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