Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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