But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Can you repeat that, but with context?
My bed smells like the plague
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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