He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I need a beard to bite.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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