I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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