Your tits are I can't wait for
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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