What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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