The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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