idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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