Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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