i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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