If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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