Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
