If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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