If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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