do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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