That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
love makes seman taste better
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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