All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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