i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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