Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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