she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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