Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you will always have a special place in my vag
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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