i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
