Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
