I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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