Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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