If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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