ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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