One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
