he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize