Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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