What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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