The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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